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Welcome to PIMP MY GAY ASS SCHOOL!
Is your school gay? Chances are, it is. That's ok, we have a way to fix that. We will PIMP YOUR GAY ASS SCHOOL at your request.
If your school meets any 1 of the following items, your school is Gay.
Your school does not do well in 1 or more sports
You are paying 100,000 or more annual salary to your athletic director when you have under 125 students per grade
One or more of your school's coaches weighs more than 250 pounds and more than 50% of their body is body fat
Your school has a dress code
Your school has a rule about electronics
One or more buildings in your school are older than 15 years
Management and/or Heads of Staff are stealing and/or embezeling money
Staff get better parking aeas than students
Your school does not have Open Lunch
It costs more for a school lunch than a gallon of gas
The purchase of soft drinks during school hours is prohibited
Gum is dis-allowed
What we will do when we pimp your school!
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